Made in Chelsea

I adore it. I know I shouldn't, I know it's trash TV, but it's oh-so addictive. Last series, we saw Caggie, Spencer & Funda in the hottest love triangle known to man. We saw Hugo & Millie finally get together, whilst Rosie seethed with jealousy. We saw Gabby, with her massive jaw and Ollie, with his massive hair, split up - Gabby shed many a tear, whilst the MiC-watching, unwashed public exclaimed "Finally!" when Ollie revealed that he was, in fact, bisexual. Like we didn't know that already? And how can we forget the extremely disturbing proposition that Francis & Fredrik "share" the beautiful and unobtainable Agne? The series ended with Millie & Hugo disgustingly happy and the exquisite Caggie jetting off to New York in an effort to get Spencer out of her head and her life.

And now it's back. Two episodes in and we've already got 3 new characters to spy on: Jamie - heir to the McVities fortune & ridiculously reckless with money, Chloe - Ollie's new girlfriend, daughter of Topshop tycoon Phillip Green & then we've got Louise - an ex of Spencer's, they have now decided to do the whole 'friends-with-benefits' thing (which I couldn't be more happy about because it meant they got to show this sublime picture of Spencer topless):

(I'm just going to take a minute here and drool over that picture - the short hair suits him...omnomNOM)

And Caggie's back. Oh, Caggie (is that short for anything? Or is that her real name? It seems to be too ridiculous to be real...). I love Caggie. She's funny, she's gorgeous & she's clever. She is everything most girls want to be. 

I can't wait for next week's episode - the highlights looked amazing (I mean, Millie throwing a drink in Hugo's face - what could be more amusing?) - and I absolutely cannot wait to see Spencer's reaction to Caggie's return. It's gonna be a good 'un, that's for damn sure.